And behold, the Prophet said unto his Leadership Team, “Where may we buy a smoke machine and some confetti, that the tithes and offerings may continue to flow in?” And they answered and said unto him, “Sir, the people will never believe it.” And the Prophet answered and said, “Nay, but they will believe it, for so earnestly do they desire to see signs and wonders that even a smoke machine will appear as God to them.” And it happened, even as he said.