From Pastor Abusers: When Sheep Attack Their Shepherd, by Kent Crockett:

One pastor said this about a critical member in his new church:

“He offered to take m out to eat one day, so I accepted. Little was I prepared for what was about to happen. Setting down his sandwich he said, ‘Brian, there are a number of things you are doing wrong, but for the sake of time I’ve kept my list to ten.'”

Sadly, it’s not a joke.