Humor

Pastor Bob imposes penance

August 16, 2010

Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis is pure genius. And for another laugh today, check this out.

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C.S. Lewis on the word “Dynamic” and the Stagnation Party

August 10, 2010

My colleague Rev’d Charles McClean and I often bemoan the description of various churchly events as containing “dynamic” worship, “dynamic” speakers, “dynamic” music, and the like. He shared with me this morning an excerpt from a letter of C.S. Lewis to his brother, March 22, 1940 (!) – apparently people have been troubling the world [...]

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Electrifying dancing!

August 6, 2010

Chevy’s electric lemon comes in at $41,000 (plus the billions the government has wasted on the project), which means you’re paying about a $1000/mile of gas-free driving. You might balk at the price, but surely you’ll reach for your wallets after watching these dancers: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ht: David [...]

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Checklist for your next processional

July 28, 2010

Let’s see: Bears? Check. Giant kind-of-scary puppets? Check. Twirling streamers? Check. Double-wide gaudy stoles? Check. Dancing girls? Check. Welcome to the Pagan Circus USA (PCUSA), boys and girls! HT: Bad Vestments

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More Bucky on Soccer

July 9, 2010

Bucky Katt (from Get Fuzzy) reveals the true contest within the game of soccer: You might also enjoy: Soccer

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Soccer

July 6, 2010

My second-favorite comic strip is Get Fuzzy; in this strip, Bucky Katt expresses my views on soccer entirely: I’ve linked to this before; Stephen H. Webb’s “Soccer Is Ruining America” is a great read. Here’s just a sample: For those who think I jest, let me put forth four points, which is more points than [...]

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Atheists Don’t Have No Songs

June 30, 2010

Brilliant. HT: Joseph Bottum at First Things

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God threatens to punish all who break His commandments…

June 23, 2010

… with His AK-47! I think I’m going to custom order from Almy’s a Hallowed Cloak of Invulnerability. Source: FAIL Blog

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Retarded Charismatics

May 29, 2010

Warning: This will offend everyone. Go away now if you take yourself too seriously. Came across this hilarious Scaer quote: Musicians are just a retarded form of charismatics. They’re so happy but they don’t know why. There’s an entire catalog of the Proverbs of Scaer here. Warning: If you didn’t have David Scaer for a seminary [...]

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If I buy a Hyundai, will you please come back for another season?

February 3, 2010

Thanks to Becky B. for sending this along:

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