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Reports/Reviews

Just read it from the book!

January 20, 2009

Chief Justice Roberts, for whom I have the greatest admiration, botched the oath at the inauguration today. This is why I read the Lord’s Prayer from the book when I’m praying it in public, and why I always read the Verba at Divine Service, despite the fact that I’ve said the words many hundreds of [...]

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Overheard on NPR

January 20, 2009

NPR was just interviewing a school teacher attending the Obama inauguration. Asked what her most important “issue” for the Obama presidency was, she replied: “Education. I’m anxious to see what [Obama] is going to do for education. ‘No Child Left Behind’ wasn’t working, because kids was being left behind.” And she’s the teacher!

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Sarah is Clara

December 13, 2008

I’ve had a wretched cold that has made the last few days a foggy blur. Kassie, the angel in human shape, has been shuttling hot drinks and pills to the couch or bed since Thursday. Tonight, I somehow managed to stumble into the District to see Sarah Mackay, a member of Immanuel, dance with the [...]

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Church Report: Memorial Lutheran, Houston, TX

November 23, 2008

Kassie, her mom, and I went to Memorial Lutheran (LCMS) in Houston this morning. Driving into the parking lot, I noticed right away the spaces for visitor parking. Nice touch. We walked in and were greeted immediately by a very friendly woman. The service began with a procession as the hymn “Christ Sits at God’s [...]

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Osteentatious

November 22, 2008

So, today I met an old friend from college for coffee, the brilliant jazz pianist Pamela York. Leaving there, Kassie and I were driving from downtown Houston towards Katy to visit relatives, and we just happened to be driving past Lakewood “Church,” the scene of Joel Osteen’s many crimes against the Word of God. So [...]

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Post-election depression diversions

November 10, 2008

President-elect B.H. Obama has announced he plans to give terrorists and enemy combatants rights as American citizens in granting them civilian trials. Now that’s change the terrorists can believe in! Adrian Peterson is awesome awesome awesome. The Museum of Idolatry has additional exhibits on Barack “The Messiah” Obama. Michelle Malkin on how “Peggy the Moocher” [...]

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Obama's first priority: abortion on demand

November 3, 2008

“The first thing I’d do as president is sign the Freedom of Choice Act.  That’s the first thing that I’d do.”  – Senator Barack Obama, speaking to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund, July 17, 2007

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Obama lies, infants die

November 3, 2008

Democratic candidate for president Barack Hussein Obama claimed NRLC was lying about his position. Newly-released documents show that Obama was lying. Obama supports infanticide. It is a sin to vote for Obama.

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In memoriam: the educated pastor

October 16, 2008

SED President Diefenthaler is reporting to the district this morning that one-third of our new pastors are being trained “in the field” via the SMP program, among other alternate tacks to ordination. “This is a significant development,” he said. He meant it positively, but I think it is a sign of the end. Pastors of [...]

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The people have spoken

September 22, 2008

The results are in from SCRIPTURE STUDY ’08: YOU DECIDE. After we finish studying the Formula of Concord, we will embark on a two-year (kidding!) study of Job. Here’s how the voting went down: Job – 61 Colossians – 58 Hosea – 38 Malachi – 37 1 & 2 Peter – 35 Luke – 18 [...]

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