Sports

The horn rings loudly as justice prevails

August 4, 2008

Actually, true justice would be a punishment against the Packers for their false charges against the Vikings, which any seven-year old child could see were bogus. The NFL has cleared the Vikings of the allegations heaped on them by Ted Thompson, General Mismanager of the perfidious Packers. Impartial observers, as mentioned in a previous post, [...]

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The cheese gets slimy

July 17, 2008

Somebody’s been tipping a few too many Old Milwaukee’s again. Now the Cheese Packers have accused our heroes in Purple of tampering in the Britt Farve saga. Riiight. Say what you will about Brad Childress, but has ANYTHING in his time as Vike’s head coach given any indication that he’s not completely, entirely committed to [...]

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The 'Skins will get promoted to my #1 favorite team if this happens. I'm not kidding.

July 12, 2008

The hot rumor circulating the internets is that the world’s all-time leader in interceptions is retired is unretired is retired is unretired is retired wants to unretire to play for the purple and gold. Memo to Mr. Farve: 1) Learn how to spell your name. 2) We don’t want you. Stay away.  Gonzo at the Daily Norseman writes:  The [...]

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Saturday diversions

June 21, 2008

Cruising Down the Coast of the High Barbaree has an interesting post on on how the three-year lectionary omits verses where God declares His judgment. “Obama, Political Viagra” by Mark Steyn analyzes the media’s infatuation with Obamessiah and his desire to “remake America.” The Ragnarok assesses the 10 best passing seasons in Vikings history, where [...]

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And now, for some good news

April 2, 2008

Passing to brand-new wide receiver Bernard Berrian, T-Jack and the Vikes will defeat the wicked, even those who spread themselves like a Green Bay tree (Ps. 37:35, KJV), at Lamebeau. This glorious occasion will be held on Monday, Sept. 8, 6pm central, says the Star-Tribune. In the meantime, enjoy this TD from the NFL’s second-greatest [...]

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MVP, Baby!

February 11, 2008

So. Happy. And So. Classy.

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You Know I Love the Vikings …

November 27, 2007

… and in a fit of fiscal irresponsibility, plunked down an obscene amount of money to get an Adrian Peterson jersey. I blew the horn in joy over the destruction of the New York Football Giants last Sunday, and was giddy the rest of the day. My computer plays the Vikings fight song when it [...]

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